Al Davis a Zombie? (Satire)

As it stands, the Oakland Raiders are not faring too well this season. Constant speculation has had to do with who will be the next coach, will Al Davis relinquish control of the team, and when will we win again.

As a Raider fan, it's easy to be discouraged and sit back, watching the team self-destruct. But I say, let us point out the problems over and over again, and hope that, eventually, someone does something about it.

If any woman can come forward and say that Tom Cable struck them, and he in turn gets suspended, then why not do the same thing with Al Davis?

Does the league not have it expressly written that no zombie, be he coherent or incoherent, may serve as an owner to any NFL franchise?

Much to my dismay, I have not seen the NFL's policy on zombies...

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