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Expedition Diary: Entry Number 37 (May 27, 2010)

Our travels brought us to the shores of the great ocean of the West. There, we encountered the tribe that was dubbed by my predecessors Lakerius Fanitur. Our observations revealed that a sub-set of this tribe, consisting primarily of younger members, can be distinguished as a unique unit. This group, which we named Rabidori Kobium Fanturim, is the subject of this entry.

The most notable distinguishing characteristic of the Kobium sect is its worship of the minor deity, Kobebry. In their folklore, Kobebry is often known as the "great dark snake."

We recently made contact with the Kobium. In an effort to better understand their mindset, we raised the flag of the Grea...

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