San Jose Sharks Get No Jumbo Joe

During my last article, with regard to the San Jose Sharks post-season, I referenced the famous Glengarry Glen Ross line, "Coffee's for closers only."

As we all know, another name for coffee is "Joe," and it often comes in jumbo sizes in a country that is always looking for artificial stimulation. As we all know, Jumbo Joe is the nickname for the Western Conference's best regular season centre, playing for the Western Conference's best regular season team.

Unfortunately for Sharks fans, we also know that neither Joe nor the Sharks carry that regular se...

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