Oakland Raiders Fans Holding Out from Training Camp(Satire)

The Oakland Raiders still could not come to an agreement with their fans today to get them to return this season.

This marks week two of the holdout by all Raiders fans, who are demanding a new contract that guarantees the team will be competitive for at least a month into the season.

The fans have said, if an agreement can't be reached, they want to be traded before the season begins to a competitor like the Colts.

"We want assurances that this team will reward us for our efforts," said a representative of the fans. "For years we have come out to games, dressed in ridiculous leather outfits with crazy helmets and spikes.

"We give 110 percent out there, and are rewarded with crap like Daunte Culpepper as our best quarterback of the last eight years? Unaccept...

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