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JaMarcus Russell Meets With Al Davis To Discuss Money, Speed (Satire)

So, Al Davis wants to take money from JaMarcus Russell. Here's how their meeting went down.


Al Davis: You know why we called you here, JaMarcus. We—I feel that you should pay us back for being the most pathetic excuse for a quarterback.

JaMarcus Russell: A simple, "Could you pay us back would've been nice, you know." But, why should I pay you guys back? It's not my fault you drafted me because I could throw 80 yards on my knee.

Al Davis: Yes, but you fell asleep during meetings.

JaMarcus Russell: You do the same exact thing.

Al Davis: I'm 127 years old. You are 24 years old.

JaMarcus Russell: Wait, aren't you 12-

Al Davis: Never mind about that. Let's get this over with. I have a rash on my left buttock, and I'm growin...

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