JaMarcus Russell: A Parody with Some Kinks Involved

Russell (to the tune of LOLA by the Kinks)

I met him in the Swamps down at LSU where they turn out athletes that have alot of Muscle.

M –U –S –C – ELL, Muscle

I saw the big fella chowing down on a hog and I asked his name and in a Creole voice he said Russell

R – U – S – S – ELL, Russell

Maybe my hearing was way off track, but this 300 pound guy said that he’s a quarterback, oh my Russell

Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru- Russell

I’m not saying his work ethic is s**t, but he blows off game plans for the barbecue pit, oh Russell

Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru-Russell

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He played pop-warner not 10 years before and he’s never ever learned, not one thing more.

And when he misses...

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