Fantasy Football Owner to Move Team

Memphis, TN—Citing a lack of local interest, John Goodhew, owner of the Memphis City Maniacs fantasy football franchise, has stated solemnly that he has “no choice” but to re-locate the team to his buddy’s place in the suburbs.

His parents, his sister, and even his younger brother have professed to “not give a shit” about the Maniacs, despite Goodhew’s continuous talk about draft order and player statistics, and his savvy as an owner for stealing Drew Brees in the fourth round and opting for Owen Daniels instead of Alge Crumpler at tight end.

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