Coming Out of the Closet: Yes, I Am an Oakland Raiders Fan

I know what you’re thinking. Bay area and coming out of the closet? Sounds a little suspicious?

A few years ago, I was laced with shrapnel from a 40 mm grenade. Being from Wisconsin, it didn’t surprise the doctor when he saw green and gold blood seeping out of my right calf wound...that is until he took a closer look.

“Wait a minute. I see subtle streaks of silver and black,” the doctor replied. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” he scolded.