Colin Kaepernick, Stand-Up Guy, Tattoos and All

Eek! Everyone run away! Colin Kaepernick is coming!  Look at those muscular prison-like arms teeming with icky tattoos.  He’s probably just violated parole, defiling his bodily temple like that, my word!  Clearly he is not someone to model our children after. 

Son, you take down that Kaepernick poster right this second and go cleanse your mind with thoughts of someone pure!  Someone without tattoos!  Have I met him?  Well, no but I…but he…but tattoos…Yes I suppose I am the most monumental idiot in the history of the universe. 

Minus the admittance of being an unparalleled bigot a...

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