Warrior Nation, Relax for a Second

The news that the little wanker Chris Cohan plans to sell the Warriors has been some of the best news I've gotten since KFC re-introduced the Tower Burger. For those who don't know, it has chicken, lettuce, cheese, special sauce, and a hash brown. Heaven. I think I'm going to go get one after I finish writing this.

Anyway, the rumour that Oracle Svengali Larry Ellison plans to buy the team has just added to our excitement. While Cohan wasn't as unwilling to spend money as believed (he just never spent it right), we all hope that Ellison can be to the Bay Area what Mark Cuban is to the Mavericks—a billionair...

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