I’m Sorry Kobe, Now I Respect You

Kobe Bryant is most scandalous player in the history of the National Basketball Association to win a ring. An Iowa teen won $50 large for being the fastest texter ever. And the New York Times confirmed what the world already knew; Sammy Sosa was a juicer.

This is getting good.

Congrats Kobe. I believe the sex was consensual. But I also believe the young woman from Colorado that can message me on MySpace any time and I will take her out on 10 dates and not touch her. Just to look. Just for the novelty.

“Yes. I’m dating the woman that Kobe Bryant had consensual sex with. Isn’t t...

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