Phil Jackson Resigns as Lakers Coach To Take Clippers Job (Satire)

Saying he needs the "ultimate" challenge and is tired of the criticism he's received of being "overrated", Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson has resigned as the Lakers coach to move on a job that will establish himself as the greatest coach in NBA history.

The job won't require him to sell his house or even move across town: he'll become the head coach of the Los Angeles Clippers.

Goodbye, purple and gold, NBA dynasties and Jack Nicholson, hello red and blue, NBA joke and Pauly Shore.

Mike Dunleavy Senior will step down as Clippers head coach but will retain the general manager position.

Even though I've now won 10 NBA titles as a head coach--six with the Chicago Bulls and four with the Lakers--people have unfairly criticized me because I've never wo...

Read Complete Article at Bleacher Report - Los Angeles Clippers
Article is property of BleacherReport.com