Clippers Announce Intent To Draft Tim Tebow (Satire)

In a shocking development, the Los Angeles Clippers announced today that they will be selecting Tim Tebow with their selection in the NBA Draft.

"Let's face it; we just cannot be trusted with this pick," said GM Mike Dunleavy.  "The last time this organization had the top pick, we selected Michael Olowokandi.  Our draft history has been dreadful, and we want to just draft a high character person."

Tebow is known as a high character person, as he has done missionary work in the Philippines, and has helped home schooled students play for their local high school teams. 

"We haven't drafted a quality basketball player with this pick in quite awhile," said Owner Donald Sterling.  "I fully support GM Dunleavy's decision to select Tebow to make him our...

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