Brian Cook’s Contract: The Greatest Mystery of the 2010 NBA Offseason

Is Brian Cook's beard beautiful?

Does his goofy grin make the angriest of people crack a smile?

Is his towel waving among the best in the league?

The answer to each of those questions is undoubtedly yes. Brian Cook is one of the goofiest, nicest, and best groomed basketball players in the NBA, but these attributes do nothing to affect what he does on the basketball court.

Unfortunately for Cook, he is a truly horrific basketball player. And seeing as his contract was up at the end of the season, Cook did what all terrible basketball players do and signed up to play for the Bleacher Report - Los Angeles Clippers
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