World Series 2010: World Rejoices As Tim Lincecum Decides To Go To Olive Garden

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate the Giants on winning the 2010 "Fall Classic" (TM), otherwise known to the rest of the world as the "World Cup," 4-1 in front of a thrilled national audience of approximately fifteen people from outside the San Francisco area (almost thirty if you count their various pets). It was truly a hard-fought battle that involved many impressive feats of strength and struggle that I'm sure would have been amazing had I actually watched any of it. I considered tuning in last night for the finale, but then a new DVD of NCIS came from Netflix, and no mere mortal can overcome the allure of the Gibbs.

I would also like to extend sincere and heartfelt gr...

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