Padres Baseball: The Comedy of Friar Follies

Padre fans unite for a laugh. God knows, we could use one.

After 40 Padre seasons, some of the questions that need to be asked are asked.

Which team spends more on lawn care than player care? The Padres.

The infield at Petco is perfect—too bad the players using it aren't. I recently got to go on the field at Petco, and I have never seen a better surface—not even on a golf course. Then, the immortal Josh Wilson (since cut) took his spot where Ozzie Smith and Garry Templeton used to roam (at the Q). What a reality check.

Which team has consistently sent All Star players out in trade for bums over the last three decades? The Padres.

All Star and World Series champion First Baseman Fred Mcgriff to the Braves for Melvin Nieves comes ...

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