“Los Angeles” Angels Of Anaheim Set Marketing Standard For Next 50 Years (Humor)

Greetings all.  I am Mike Carley Jr., the 35 year old son of the famous Mike Carley himself, e-mailing you from the year 2055.

The list of my father's exploits is long and exhaustive indeed: he cured Attention Deficit Disorder in 2024 and fought valiantly against the Zombie-French Axis in the Great Zombie War of 2036.

And of course, he perished epically this day five years ago while saving a boat load of innocent Peruvian supermodels from no less than seven attacking great white sharks—with his bare hands.

I felt it would only be appropriate, on the five year anniversary of his courageous death, to email his contemporaries back in the glorious year of 2009 to explain the far reaching effects of the one thing that I know vexed my father more than anything...

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